About Me.

:she’s got freckles on her butt, she’s nice:
I am Eliza’s biggest fan.
I love flowers, dresses and playing the banjo. I am passionate about soup. I am a smoker and a redhead. Both species are endangered. My favorite color is yellow. I am 4’11″, which means that I am legally a midget (but a really tall one). I have a hound dog named Buckley, who is the love of my life. I tell really good bedtime stories. I also talk in my sleep.
None of these things are rectangles.
Daniel replied:
poor huey. RIP.
Perhaps a sensitive subject, but was it the old “I’ve made the decision to leap from the tank onto the water-less floor, please don’t mourn me” tactic that’s become the hallmark of marine suicide?
May 22, 2009 at 4:28 pm. Permalink.
Eliza replied:
Yep. But I think it’s Nick’s Mom’s fault for changing the pebbles in his tank.
May 22, 2009 at 4:36 pm. Permalink.
Mandy replied:
You should check out snapple face #887 all about square/rectangle trees its very cool!http://realfacts.snapple.com/hiptobesquare/
May 6, 2010 at 4:17 pm. Permalink.
James replied:
I red the red haired lady – then I wanted to meet her
On my way I saw and plucked it – a pretty yellow flower
I bent as if I’m bowing- cause I’m six feet taller
And kissed her sweet red cheek -on her ear I whisper
Will you come to my world of circles ?
Oh then what’ll happen to my rectangles?
If you come to my world I’ll make the edges round for you, she said.
How about elipses I asked. She just hugged me and said ” you’re my rectangle”
May 8, 2010 at 5:21 am. Permalink.
Eliza H replied:
My boyfriend is lucky you don’t live in DC.
May 18, 2010 at 6:57 pm. Permalink.
shecht11 replied:
yolanda: add dis mofo http://www.stumbleupon.com/buttons/
May 16, 2010 at 9:43 am. Permalink.
AnnW replied:
So, you’re a Gingah? You are right you are almost extinct. You had better have kids right away. At 4-10 you are still taller than Snooki. And probably two or three times as smart.
September 20, 2010 at 12:04 am. Permalink.
Joe Stirt aka bookofjoe replied:
Your name in lights:
http://www.bookofjoe.com/2010/11/things-that-are-rectangles.html
November 13, 2010 at 6:14 pm. Permalink.
Eliza H replied:
i love you.
November 13, 2010 at 10:49 pm. Permalink.
Sam replied:
I have the same zippo!
and you’re pretty!
November 23, 2010 at 9:37 am. Permalink.