I am Eliza’s biggest fan.
I love flowers, dresses and playing the banjo. I am passionate about soup. I am a smoker and a redhead. Both species are endangered. My favorite color is yellow. I am 4’11″, which means that I am legally a midget (but a really tall one). I have a hound dog named Buckley, who is the love of my life. I tell really good bedtime stories. I also talk in my sleep.
None of these things are rectangles.