100. DJ Rectangle
My dear friends Dirk Keaton and Brian Gonynor make up the hot DC hip hop group The Eubonics. Give them a listen. Especially “Fuck Tom Hanks” and “Gucci Linen.”
Once I was talking to Mr. Keaton about hip-hop and he was telling me how it’s really all about the DJ’s – like DJ Rectangle, I presume.
I have to say, none of his music really did it for me. However, this dude is big – his myspace songs have hundreds of thousands of plays. And since he is one with the shape, I had to dig deeper.
According to Wikipedia, DJ Rectangle “is an American hip hop DJ/turntablist and hip hop/R&B record producer. He is best known for his battle records and party-friendly mixtapes. Previously based out of Los Angeles, CA, he now resides in Las Vegas, Nevada. His mix tapes generally feature West Coast artists. He competed in the U.S. DMC DJ Championships in the early nineties. In 1991 he made it to the DMC US finals but was bested by DJ Q-Bert. In 1993 he won the U.S DMC championship, the same year that he became the DJ for West Coast rapper Warren G. DJ Rectangle is considered an underdog of DJ’s creating a unique style of music that relates crowds all over the world.”
He relates crowds all over the WORLD, bitches. So give him a listen, for Post Number 100, and, as the Eubonics always say, please put your hands in the air.
98. Ms. Bittle and “Little Giraffes.”
I went on a rectangular google treasure hunt tonight. I couldn’t sleep, although Curtis was snoring away next to me. When I googled “rectangular songs” I found this website. It’s just called “Shapes,” but it seems to be a part of the Little Giraffes learning program, featuring art projects strongly influenced by Ms. Bittle (obviously a fantastic art teacher, wish we could be buds).
Although the songs were the first thing I found, they were sub par. For example:
Rectangle Song
(tune of: “The Farmer in the Dell”)
A rectangle has 4 sides,
A rectangle has 4 sides,
Two are long, and
Two are short.
A rectangle has 4 sides!
Okay, making some progress. These kids will learn about parallelograms eventually, and 90 degree angles. They’ll get there, but not with Little Giraffes, apparently.
One of the songs even mooched its way into the incorrect, in my opinion. I’ll let my readers judge for themselves, but I’ve worked so hard to convince the world that squares are rectangles that I just don’t think this is helpful.
It’s a Rectangle
(to the tune of: “B-I-N-G-O”)
There is a shape that has four sides,
But it is not a square…No!
It’s a rectangle;
It’s a rectangle;
It’s a rectangle;
It is not like a square…No!
Two sides are long; two sides are short.
They are not the same…No!
It’s a rectangle;
It’s a rectangle;
It’s a rectangle;
The sides are not the same…No!
I dunno, Ms. Bittle. I just don’t know.
Next I moved onto the art projects. I’ll include the captions that the teacher wrote underneath them.
“This fishy project was created by cutting the corners off of a rectangle to make the fish. Then triangles were added for the fins and sea plants.Thanks to our art teacher, Ms. Bittle, for these projects.”
“Glue different size rectangles on paper to make a picture–another idea from Ms. Bittle.”
“This turtle was drawn and the shell was filled in with pre-cut colored squares.”
Also, this just sounds fun:
Have a shape party by asking parents to donate foods in different shapes.
Circles: M&Ms, Oreos, Nilla wafers
Squares: Cheese Nips, Saltines, Wheat thins
Rectangles: Graham crackers, sugar wafers, ice cream sandwiches
Triangles: Doritos, taco chips
Oval: Ritz crackers
Sphere: cheese balls
Cube: caramels or cheese squares
Cylinders: marshmallows
Cones: Bugles or ice cream cones
Personally, I’d prefer more rectangles (although I hadn’t thought of ice cream sandwiches, good one, guys) but this just seems like a classy idea for a par-tay. Shape party here I come!
81. Buses
Think about how many people take the bus every day. In your city, in every city, in the world. A lot of people in a lot of rectangles.
The buses to my house are the M4 and the E2 or E4.
The bus is also an integral part of the children’s song “The Wheels On The Bus.”
However, the wheels themselves are not rectangular.
Question of the day:
Why don’t coin machines on buses make change?
65. “The Tigers Have Spoken” by Neko Case
As my friends know, when I like something – I really like it. Once it was Allpoetry.com, a site featuring terrible poetry by terrible poets. I posted poems that were as bad as I could write and people told me they loved the imagery. I would comment on the worst of the worst and tell the authors they had a career in poetry. I read really bad poems aloud to my friends, laughing hysterically the whole time. I was obsessed with it for at least a month.
Right now, it’s The Tigers Have Spoken, a live album by Neko Case. I listen to it over and over and over. It’s been a week and I haven’t listened to anything else. And it’s been a diverse week, too – rainy days, sunny days, days of paper writing. The tigers have spoken eloquently to me in every situation (sorry, sorry, I know).
Neko Case, of the New Pornographers, always meant indie-rock to me. My heart lies more with Americana, so I was never a huge fan. But this album is folky, country-y, and even kinda rockin’. Case covers Loretta Lynn’s Rated X (absolutely fantastic), a Buffy Sainte-Marie song (Soulful Shade of Blue) and a smattering of good ol’ American folk standards. Case’s voice lends itself beautifully to country music. I was pleasantly surprised to hear such musicality from a New Pornographer.
Her covers really stand out. Rated X is unbelievable and has been in my head all week. Soulful Shade of Blue is also fantastic. Country legends should be proud to hear such covers of their songs. I imagine that a lot of these covers are boring as shit, but Case is clearly having a lot of fun – and her voice has SOUL, man. Case’s own songs are also really good. The first song, If You Knew, is a perfectly bitter way to start the album. Favorite is a bit country. It features a great banjo, which of course endears me to the song.
Speaking of the banjo. I absolutely love the banjo on this album. It’s used exactly as the banjo should be used – as a pure and simple enhancement to a great song. It’s mostly Scruggs-style picking, and I LOVE IT. I love it. Any album with good banjo is an A+ in my book. Unfortunately, it’s not played by Neko. But Wayfaring Stranger features some great walking banjo pickin’ and also a crowd sing-along – another tug on my folk-strung heart.
Overall, the album is great. It’s not too soft and gentle – it’s kinda rockin’ most of the time. Like good ol’ country and honky tonk. Loretta Lynn obviously influenced Case a lot on this album. There’s also a lot of beauty and the right amount of gentility when it’s called for. With catchy tunes, fantastic pipes, and a banjo, Case hits it out of the park on this one.
60. “Acid Tongue” by Jenny Lewis
About a year ago, a friend recommended Jenny Lewis’ Acid Tongue to me. The album was released in September 2008 and I bought it in October. It took me a year to get around to listening to it, for a number of reasons. First, my CD drive broke in November. I finally got an external drive in August 2009. Second, I started feeling the pressure build up – after all, I’d had this album in my dresser for months. It was waiting to be listened to, eagerly. My good friend Joel had recommended it to me, so I felt that I had to hear it. And I like Jenny Lewis’ work with the Watson twins. So Acid Tongue had a lot to live up to.
It did, in every possible way.
This album makes me wish I had gone and gotten that external drive in November. It makes me wish that I hadn’t been so intimidated by the aesthetically pleasing packaging and the indie legacy of Lewis. Because I would’ve been listening to Acid Tongue on a loop every day – like I’ve been doing this week.
There are 11 tracks on this album, ordered beautifully and with care. It’s clear, when listening, that Lewis treats her album as a cohesive art form – each song flows into the next and complements those around it. My personal favorites are Lewis’ softer songs – particularly Black Sand, Acid Tongue and Godspeed – but the more upbeat pieces are also enjoyable, and offer a welcome respite from the sweetness of the songs surrounding them. See Fernando is a fabulous, more upbeat song that I like a lot.
Lewis’ voice is clear and pure, although she can add a throatier growl into her music if she needs to. The music is simple, yet well-arranged. And I can’t turn it off.
37. The Protest Singer by Alec Wilkinson
“One day I arrived toward the end of the morning, and Seeger and I talked in the yard for a while and then we went into the house. Toshi [his wife] said, ‘Pete, you didn’t have any breakfast,’ and he said, ‘I had a cookie.’”
- Alec Wilkinson, The Protest Singer
:a tender record of a role model for us all:
Folk music is in my bones. Mixed into the double helixes of my DNA I have banjo chord progressions – G, C, and D7. I’m pretty sure that I have some sort of Fetal Folk Syndrome (related to Fetal Alcohol Syndrome), due to my mother taking in too much Joni Mitchell while I was in the womb. In fact, my middle name was almost “Guthrie.” Luckily my parents went with Lily instead. But the Guthrie/folk legacy was implanted in my being nonetheless.
When I was little, my parents used to take my brother and I to county fairs all over the tri-state area. We didn’t go on any rides. We didn’t play any games. We went to watch Arlo Guthrie and Pete Seeger sing their songs. I remember mistaking their hippie clothes for wizard outfits.

:a very young pete and even younger arlo in "alice's restaurant":
In our little hatchback Honda, we listened to cassette tapes of Pete and Arlo and Cat Stevens and Joni Mitchell and Bob Dylan. We also listened to lots of musicals, but my brother and I try to forget that, for the most part.
I feel like I should note here that my family’s roots go back to Brooklyn and – before that – Eastern Europe. No Appalachia runs naturally in my veins. But enough about me. Now – a transition to Pete Seeger, “The Protest Singer.”
I would recommend this book to anyone. It’s short and manageable and incredibly well-written. The author, Alec Wilkinson, is a writer for the New Yorker. When he asked Pete if he could write a book about him, Pete told him that there were already enough long biographies about him – he needed “a book that could be read in one sitting.” The full title of the book is “The Protest Singer: An Intimate Portrait of Pete Seeger.” The book is certainly intimate. Most of it is made up of direct quotes from the author’s interactions with Pete on his farm in upstate New York. Wilkinson succeeds in writing a beautiful, concise book that not only highlights how badass Pete Seeger is, but is also easy and pleasurable to read.

:pete and his banjo:
Pete Seeger, perhaps the most influential and unbelievable American folk singer of the 20th century, was born in Manhattan. He went to the Avon Old Farms boarding school in Connecticut. Pete comes from a seriously privileged background. His mother was a preeminent composer. His father was also a composer and worked with the Library of Congress, pioneering in the field of ethnomusicology. Family members were founders of schools (including Julliard) and wealthy members of society, rubbing shoulders with the likes of Aaron Copland.
Although Pete grew up with this legacy of privilege, he truly managed to become one of The People. He is humble and authentic, and these qualities are some of those that I love most about him. On his first impression of real folk music, Pete says:
“…The words of [the] songs had all the meat of human life in them. They sang of heroes, outlaws, murderers, fools. They weren’t afraid of being tragic instead of just sentimental. They weren’t afraid of being scandalous instead of giggly or cute. Above all, they seemed frank, straight-forward, honest. By comparison, it seemed to me that too many art songs were concerned with being elegant and too many pop songs were concerned with being clever.”

:is there anyone cuter?:
Pete pretty much invented a technique to get crowds to sing along to his songs. In Arlo Guthrie’s words (on the album “Precious Friend), ”I’ve been watching Pete now for a few years, and he does something I can’t do, which is – he sings the song twice, at the same time…He sings the song once, in front of the song, and then once with everybody. That’s hard.” This leading-style doesn’t seem so revolutionary now, but Pete invented it out of his insistence on the power of shared song. And Pete managed to engage and share with everybody he sang for.
(If that’s not badass enough, Pete built a log cabin for his family to live in. On his own. He looked up “log cabins” at the library. He cut down trees and split logs. He did the stonework around each fireplace. And, at ninety, Pete still splits wood every day.)

:(log cabins are rectangles):
But I’m getting ahead of myself. Pete Seeger. He was born in 1919, to privilege. Went to boarding school, and then went to Harvard briefly. He left Harvard in his sophomore year to study folk music in the field. In 1939 he got a job with his father’s friend John Lomax at the Library of Congress, sorting through folk records. John Lomax and his son, Alan, contributed to Pete’s career as a musician, supporting him and giving him exposure.
Pete met Woody Guthrie in 1939 at a “midnight benefit.” They then traveled around the country together, playing when they could. Pete says that Guthrie allowed him to “tag along because [Seeger] could accompany [Guthrie] on anything he played.” Eventually the two split and Pete started hopping trains. Pete traveled all over the country, studying indigenous tunes and meeting people. He wanted to glean real American music straight from the dirt.
About Guthrie, Seeger said “I can’t stand him when he’s around, but I miss him when he’s gone.”

:pete and woody in 1940:
Eventually Seeger and Guthrie met up again and formed a group called the Almanac Singers, with Lee Hays and Mill Lampell. Lee Hays, like Woody Guthrie, was a hugely influential folk singer. The combination of these three is (and was) pretty electric. The Almanac Singers often played as an incomplete group or with additional singers playing along, acting as a fluid body. They named themselves “The Almanac Singers” because “most farmers had only two books in their houses – a Bible and an Almanac, one book for the next world and one for this one.” The Almanacs really launched Pete’s career on a credible note. After the break-up of the Almanac Singers, Pete and Lee Hays founded The Weavers in 1948. Both groups were extremely influential, although their tenure playing together was short.
I’m sorry. This shouldn’t be another biography of Pete. I’ll wrap the history lesson up quickly. So – Pete made a name for himself with Guthrie and Hays. He became a fan of Communism, although he was disinclined to officially affiliate himself with any political group – he says he played for “everybody.” Seeger also fought in World War II for three years – a significant contribution to the country that Pete so loved.
In 1955, Pete was called to testify in front of the House Un-American Affairs Committee. His complete testimony is included in Wilkinson’s book. There are some absolutely fabulous quotes from this hearing that I just have to include.
As a form of introduction, Pete told the Committee the following:
“I am not going to answer any questions as to my association, my philosophical or religious beliefs or my political beliefs, or how I voted in any election, or any of these private affairs. I think these are very improper questions for any American to be asked, especially under such compulsion as this. I would be very glad to tell you my life if you want to hear of it.”
Pete’s responses to questioning not only proved that he is a total badass, but also emphasized a truth that he maintains to this day – that Pete Seeger loves his country, and he holds the values that he sees as American above almost anything else.
Here are some of those fabulous responses to Committee questioning:
“I have sung for Americans of every political persuasion, and I am proud that I never refuse to sing to an audience, no matter what religion or color of their skin, or situation in life. I have sung in hobo jungles, and I have sung for the Rockefellers, and I am proud that I have never refused to sing for anybody. That is the only answer I can give along that line.”
“…I am proud that I have sung for Americans of every political persuasion, and I have never refused to sing for anybody because I disagreed with their political opinion, and I am proud of the fact that my songs seem to cut across and find perhaps a unifying thing, basic humanity,and that is why I would love to be able to tell you about these songs, because I feel that you would agree with me more, sir.”
And, my favorite:
“I decline to discuss, under compulsion, where I have sung, and who has sung my songs, and who else has sung with me, and the people I have known. I love my country very dearly, and I greatly resent this implication that some of the places that I have sung and some of the people that I have known, and some of my opinions, whether they are religious or philosophical, or I might be a vegetarian, make me any less of an American. I will tell you about my songs, but I am not interested in telling you who wrote them, and I will tell you about my songs, and I am not interested in who listened to them.”

:pete all dressed up for congress:
After his appearance in front of the HUAC, Pete was sentenced to a year in prison for contempt of Congress, but he appealed and the decision was overturned – seven years later, in 1962.

:sailin' up (or down):
In 1969, Pete turned his attention to cleaning up the Hudson River. He organized funding for an old-fashioned Hudson River sloop that he named Clearwater. The Clearwater is now both an organization and a boat, dedicated to improving the environment and cleaning up the Hudson. People sailed along the river, singing songs and encouraging people to pay attention to environmental causes.
We used to listen to a song in the car called “Sailin’ Up, Sailin’ Down” about the Clearwater cause. Pete wrote it, obviously. On the track, before he starts singing, Pete says, “You know, you bring people together for any purpose whatsoever, you’re in politics. You can bring ‘em together to drink beer, to watch a football game, but you’re affecting the body politic. And the river’s got cleaner – we’re swimming in the Hudson again.”

:pickin' by his river:
Pete, if nothing else, is a believer in the power of music to bring the people together. He worked hard for the Civil Rights movement. Pete wrote the version of “We Shall Overcome” that became Martin Luther King’s primary call to (peaceful) arms. In fact, most influential folk music has ties to Pete Seeger. With The Weavers, Pete wrote “If I Had A Hammer.” They also made Leadbelly’s “Goodnight, Irene” famous – one of the most beautiful songs ever. He made “Kumbaya” big. “Waist Deep In The Big Muddy” was an iconic song of the Vietnam War era. “Solidarity Forever” is still the song of the IWW. And there are so many more.
Pete wrote two books – “How to Play the Five-String Banjo” and “Where Have All the Flowers Gone?” Both of these are phenomenal, and his instructional banjo book pretty much taught me (along with many banjo players before me) how to play the banjo, singlehandedly.

:better than any tutor or lesson:
The most wonderful thing about Pete, which “The Protest Singer” makes clear, is that he has lived his life according to the firm belief that music can change the world. And he was right - Pete Seeger created legitimate change through music.

:singin' his heart out for civil rights:
On Woody Guthrie’s guitar were the words “This Machine Kills Fascists.” Pete’s banjo reads, “This Machine Surrounds Hate and Forces It to Surrender.”

:pete, with the banjo, at 86:
In summation – please read this book. It’s the best book I’ve read in a while. I am usually partial to fiction, but this book is written so well that I easily made the non-fiction exception. It’s aesthetically pleasing, with a pretty cover and lots of great photographs. But, most importantly, it provides a glimpse into the life of an absolutely inspirational, unbelievable man. It’s Pete-Fucking-Seeger, yo! The most magically modest, underrated, influential dude of the 20th century.

:look at the pure love on that face:
I love folk music and Americana because it’s real – it’s the truth; it’s organically grown on front porches and in back yards. And the reason that we get to see this perspective on America is largely because of Pete Seeger and his work.
One last gorgeous quote:
“People ask, is there one word that you have more faith in than any other word…and I say it’s participation. I feel that this takes on so many meanings. The composer John Philip Sousa said,’What will happen to the American voice now that the phonograph has been invented? Women used to sing lullabies to their children.’ It’s been my life work, to get participation, whether it’s a union song, or a peace song, civil rights, or a women’s movement, or gay liberation. When you sing, you feel a kind of strength; you think, I’m not alone, there’s a whole bunch of us who feel this way. I’m just one person, but it’s almost my religion now to persuade people that even if it’s only you and three others, do something. You and one other, do something. If it’s only you, and you do a good job as a songwriter, people will sing it.”
Thank you, Pete. Still changing the world through twice-sung songs and chutzpah, even at 90.

:and he's still smiling:
20. Jazz ‘Round Midnight: Billie Holiday

:album covers are rectangular. itunes is, too:
Normally, I’m pretentious as hell about compilation albums. I don’t like that they disturb the artistic and musical vision of the initial album, and I tend to be obnoxiously into listening to music in the proper “holistic” order. (Seriously. I recognize that it’s awful. I try to keep it to myself.)
However, one evening, after watching Annie Hall and crying through the last hour, I wanted to hear “It Had To Be You.” I would’ve preferred the Diane Keaton version, at the time, but since that’s unavailable, I “settled” for Billie. And I got hooked. And, like most people who finally discover something that makes them feel great with very little effort – like crack, or Lily of the Valley Bubble Bath – I wanted more. And more. And more. So this compilation has been a-spinning on my Itunes for the past four days – nonstop.
The track that I bought it for, It Had To Be You, is beautiful. Billie’s sultry voice makes me feel like smoking just might be the best choice, after all. The lyrics break my heart and seem poignant every time I listen to it. But I discovered some great treats for myself in listening to the rest of the album. “Ill Wind,” “You Go To My Head,” and “You Turned the Tables on Me” are standouts, but really - the whole album is way more than worth listening to. Especially after a floral scented bubble bath, with a splash of lavender water, a spritz of perfume, and nails painted a pale, ladylike color. Nothing makes me feel sexier or more like a lady. Throw in a silk(y) nightgown and I feel like Liz Taylor in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
9. The Tennessee Valley Authority at P&P, 2007
This is so, so long ago and so, so cute. I know it’s self- centered, but it’s really, really sweet. Props to Daniel Kanter.
















