So, most flags are rectangles, as we know. Take, for example, the Fuckin’ American Flag. Let’s be real here. Every heart beats true for the red, white and blue. That sucker is a rectangle, and those colors don’t run.
And this is a great example of how flags should be. Rectangular, symbolic and beautiful.Take, for example, the Washington, DC flag.
These are my home colors, an expression of how my heart blows in the wind. This is a classy ass flag. No one fucks with DC, man. Someday we might even have a vote.
But some people, some pathetic “individuals” wanting to be “unique” chose to make their flags not fit the accepted flag format. They diss the rectangle, guys, and I’m gonna call those bitches out.
First, let’s stick with the good ol’ US of A. Everyone else made do with a rectangular flag. Easy to fold, easy to draw, easy to recreate. But one state wanted to stand out. And that state is:
Ohio. Come on guys. Be a little bit patriotic. At least pretend that you are good, real Americans – no one wants a flag that doesn’t fit the mold, ok? How are your second graders gonna draw that shit on a piece of 8 1/2 by 11? Be a little bit considerate. Please.
Ok. Now that we’ve addressed the fakers in the US, let’s talk international. Even nations that we don’t like manage to make their flags in a way we can deal with. For example, check out North Korea’s flag:
We hate those guys and they still cooperate. Even Kurdistan, which I’m not sure is even a country, has a rectangular flag.
But one country, one cowardly little lame-ass country with something to prove, refuses to put their flag on the rectangular standard.
Come on, Nepal. Man up. We all know that flags are rectangles. Maybe you would get more tourists if you had a more understandably shaped flag. The red, white and blue was a good copy-cat idea, but don’t get all eastern-indie on us with the shape. It’s just too complicated. My brain can’t take it, ok?
So, please. Let’s all take a lesson from Grand Ole Flag and stick with the tried and true rectangle, ok? Some things just shouldn’t be fucked with.