50. Cars (and Not Bikes)
Bikes – not rectangles. Not even close. Bike are some lines and some circles…basically this:
But a simple car? A car is a rectangle, maybe two rectangles, with some circley wheels. Check it:
Even the windows in cars are rectangles, or mostly. Once again, a simple rendition:
And EVEN THE GAS TANK COVER is a rectangle. Phew, that makes me feel so much better about buying gas. It’s like God is telling me to.
And now a simple syllogism.
1. God Loves Things That Are Rectangles
2. Cars Are Rectangles
3. God Loves Cars.
And one more.
1. God Don’t Like Things That Aren’t Rectangles
2. Bikes Ain’t Rectangles
3. God Don’t Like Bikes (and neither do I)
Wow, that makes me feel so much better for hating the people who bike down Connecticut Avenue. Not only do they ignore traffic laws, forget that there are other people on the road, and hog the lanes – also, God don’t like ’em.
(Props to Sasha on this one.)